Phonesex At Home, Ring My Bell

Phonesex At HomeYou can say what you like about fucking on the phone but I really think that Phonesex At Home is the way to go. If I’m looking to hookup then I can save myself the time and energy it would take to go out to a bar or a club and look for cock from actual people. The main perk that Phonesex At Home has over real dick is going to sound like I’m being mean but if I’m fingering myself listening to a void on the phone a voice on the phone doesn’t go limp too fast and even if it does I can always top myself off.

 

I had a run of bad luck when it came to one night stands for awhile. Not that they were crazy, stalkers, weird, or even worried me about pregnancy or anything like that. I know how to take care of myself. The problem that I have is that I don’t know what they put in the water here. These guys come so fast that it’s almost laughable. I know that if I told someone that in real life I’d have a line of men wrapping around the building outside looking to prove me wrong about all of them so it’s better that I do it here.

With phonesex from home though there’s no shame or worry about hooking up with a guy who has no clue what he’s doing. I mean, unless his fantasy is to talk about how little his dick is then chances are pretty good he’s going to tell me he’s hung like a donkey, knows how to fuck, and is looking for nothing but a piece of pussy to fuck into a state of quivering senselessness. I can’t see how that could possibly be seen as a bad thing but I guess a lot of people out there aren’t getting laid enough. Or they aren’t having enough Phonesex At Home. Getting laid isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Two-Fisted Handjob Simulation

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A smoking hot girl like me learns to give a good handjob. The reasons why are pretty obvious. Sometimes I need a new pair of shoes and I don’t actually want to fuck the guy that is going to buy them for me. Another good reason is that jerking a guy off under a table when I’m actually into him is a really good way to break the ice. being skilled with one’s hands is vital for any cocktease out there who really wants to take her craft to the next level. Yesterday though, I used my powers for evil.

Now, I’m sure that got a lot of gears turning. What could have possible been so bad that a bad girl like me would say something like that? I’ll tell you. See, there’s this guy who goes to school with me. He’s a total nerd. I mean, the total nerd package. He’s shy and quiet, plays dungeons and dragons with his friends, reads comic books, and I’m pretty sure he’s never had sex in his life. Unlike a lot of nerds though, okay… all of the nerds, this guy is hot. So fucking hot that I want to jump on him.

So I’m eating lunch and I see him sitting at another table with his friends. He looks at me and I smile. Then, I grabbed the first phallic object I could find. It wasn’t a banana, it was this big thick bottle of juice that my friend left on the table. While hot nerd boy was watching I very slowly started giving the bottle a handjob. No one else noticed as far as I could tell but the cute guy was transfixed with it. When he left he had the biggest hard on I’ve seen.

Phone Sex Confessions with Astormie

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All kinds of phonesex interest me but Phone Sex Confessions really tuern me on.  I love it when a guy calls me and shares his deepest darkest secrets. True confessions intrigue me. It gets me off to know the things people do when they think know one is watching.

Just last night this guy called me with a doozie, he had a lot  Phone Sex Confessions to share all in one call. He told me that when he goes to work he always puts on a pair of panties when he gets there.  He told me because of his job as  a Republican politician he can never let his hair down(literally) nor even at home. His wife does not even know about his secret life or else he would have a very public divorce. What a sad way to live.  It is a good thing he has me to call for Phone Sex Confessions, where he can finally share his innermost desires as well as actions with complete confidentiality.

He told me he goes to men’s room every morning, first thing and takes off his boy underwear and puts on a pair of his sexy panties.If that is not enough he then lubes up his butt and inserts a plug. If that gets him really horny he stars up his day by jerking off and swallowing his hot load.  He has even worn corset, stockings and a garter under his work clothes. The worst though is when he hooks up with a guy and sneaks out at lunchtime to meet andsuck them off!

This is a man who certainly needs Phone Sex Confessions as so many do. All of us have dirty little secrets and it makes them so much more exciting when we get to share. When you call me for Phone Sex Confessions I promise to share some of my nasty little secrets!

 

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I Want the Biggest Dick in My Pussy

soft and wet for the biggest dickI hear it all the time, that black men have bigger dicks than white guys.  In some cases it is true and I think there are more white guys with smaller dicks than black guys but there are a lot of white men with big dicks too. All in all though, it has been my experience that, for the most part, black guys do have bigger dicks than white guys.

 

In fact the two biggest dicks I ever had were both a solid foot and one was black and one was white. I am not really a size queen but I do like them six inches and up and I really enjoyed those two but am quite certain I could not have handled them together! Smaller than six inches is kinds pointless, you are entering the no feel zone.

 

Having said all of this and believing the myth to be fact, that black men have bigger dicks on average than whites, I have to add the fact that currently the man with the biggest dick recorded is Jonah Falcon and he is white. His cock is so big he was searched by TSA.  LOL.  Imagine being searched because your dick is big.  How fucking flattering is that!

I have read a lot of men on the internet putting Jonah Falcon down, claiming he is ugly and such but I actually find him very attractive.  Beautiful eyes and the biggest dick, he’s got it going on.  I have to say , I think they are jealous! I would love to fuck him anyway, no matter what he looks like just to say I have had the biggest dick in the world. it measures in at 9 inches soft and thirteen point five inches hard.  Wow!  That would be an awesome challenge.  Can you imagine something so big inside you, and girthy!

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I know you read my title and think, poor thing, home all by herself and assume I must need penis to my life all better, that I must be lonely. This is so not the case in fact that’s you. You would not be reading this if you were not a wannabe faggot . I am a  Humiliatrix dick .  My husband is a wannabe faggot cuckold and does as he is bid as will you. I may have a strapped on big dick but you will praise it like it is your idol. You will get down on your knees before my huge red dildo  and slob it, rub your face on it and beg for me to shove my strapped on big dick up your ass to my balls. You will fall in love with strapon pegging . You will beg me to give your ass a good strapon pegging .

Humiliatrix dick strp on trainingAs your  Humiliatrix dick   I expect to be put on a pedestal, worshipped and entertained. You will do this by pampering me and treating me as your princess. You will treat my strapped on big dick as your god. When you are a good wannabe faggot  , I might let you shoot your spunk. If you disobey you will be punished. Trust me, you will not like the punishment but you will thank your  Humiliatrix dick for it.

 

Once you have earned the right to surrender to your Idol, to become my wannabe faggot  ; I will start you on your journey to find who you really are. You will thank me through a mouth full of strapped on big dick and prove your appreciation by accepting your strapon pegging , no matter how big the cock. So if you are ready to give me it all if only for the moment or forever you must begin by admitting you’re a wannabe faggot   that wants to serve a  Humiliatrix dick  , putting your shame behind you and finally surrender to that first call. Shall we begin the sissy bitch training with a rubber dick worship?

 

How I Got Into Anal Sex

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I wasn’t always into anal sex. In fact, I was kind of opposed to it from the start. If anyone wanted anal sex from me they were going to get shot down hard. I’d seen porn before and those bitches looked like they were in pain. I couldn’t understand why anyone would want a throbbing dick shoved right in their ass. That hole wasn’t made for fucking. That was a philosophy I carried all the way into my mid twenties. I was down with sucking cock, I was down with fucking, and I was even alright with bondage but I definitely wasn’t ever going to get fucked in my pristine asshole.

 

Well, I was wrong. As a slut you have to learn to admit when you are wrong and the best was you can find out that you are wrong about anal sex is to bite the pillow and get fucked in the ass. It sounds like a harsh lesson but believe me it works. I was dating a dude named Bruce who had, unknown to me at the time, made it his mission in life to fuck my butt. He never said anything about it. He just took his time before I would give up the pooper to his wily ways. One day he bent me over and just started eating my ass. That hadn’t ever happened to me before so at first I was a little bit nervous. Understandably so. I’d never taken anything in the butt. He really ate it too. I mean I knew he was good at eating pussy but I never really thought about how he’d eat an ass.

 

That’s the trick to get me into anal sex though, don’t just pound my butt. I have to be into the idea of you fucking it before I relax about it. Then again, a little force can be nice sometimes too. :)

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Anal Sex, The Fixation That Jack Built

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Just about every man I’ve ever met has been into anal sex. From the ground up they all want to put it in a girl’s ass. Even the ones who say that they don’t usually are the ones with a real obsession with it and an amount of porn saved on the hard drive of their computers that borders on staggering. But what is it about the butt that makes things so appealing? How can a butt fucking fantasy that’s otherwise pretty identical to normal sex be seen as a fantasy at all? Is it a problem with men that it’s that way? Only partially.

See at their core men are the kind of creature that wants what’s put in front of them. So if they are getting fucked by a girl pretty regularly or if the relationship is serious enough it’s not going to take long for the mind to wander to the ass. It’s at this critical moment that the girl in question is going to have to decide just how fixated with anal sex she wants her man to be. See, the thing is that if you really don’t want a guy to fuck you in the ass the simplest thing to do is bend over and let him fuck you in the ass.

That’s a rub for a lot of women who don’t like anal sex but it’s the most truthful piece of advice I could offer on the subject. if you don’t want your man all obsessed with the idea of sticking it in your pooper and failing that, sticking it in someone’s else’s pooper then you have to be willing to bend over and spread those cheeks once in awhile. Just remember to tell him to ease into it and then hold it there for a minute to let yourself get used to it. It’s really not so bad once you get past the first bit.

My RL Sissy Experience

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When I started doing phone sex I was pretty surprised at some of the stuff that people wanted to talk about. sissy guys though, I already knew about. I went on a date with a guy who was a sissy but I didn’t know that he was. Clueless I went to his house after dinner so he could get ready to go clubbing with me. So I sat in his living room in the dark for a half an hour watching National Geographic because I felt kind of weird changing his channel.

 

The weird part is that it wasn’t the normal kind of National Geographic that you get on basic cable. This was the premium ultra sexual and violent NatGeo. I’d been out with stranger dudes though so I kind of just went with the flow. Apparently this sissy was a bigger pervert than I would have thought even if I didn’t know he wanted to wear girl’s clothes and go out to suck off strangers in club bathrooms.

 

When he came back out into the room I was appaled with the image I saw. This guy, a big burly man was wearing a long feathered trenchcoat, fishnet stockings, little sissy paints, and made up like a whore. The worst part was that he didn’t bother to shave while he was in there. Appaled is a strong word I guess. I was shocked and dismayed. I had been considering fucking this guy.

 

Not after I found out he was a sissy. After that I just decided that his sissy… thing was something I should probably stay away from. These days I have a better understanding of what the sissy man wants… I wonder if that guy is still around.

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Bored Housewife Wants Hot Cougar Phone Sex

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I do Cougar Phone Sex because sometimes I get so lonely and need some hot, steamy male companionship and it is just not possible for whatever reason. When I do Cougar Phone Sex it gives me the opportunity to get to know you and be your phone girlfriend or your sexy little phone secret. If we a both just desperate and horny you might just be my phone fuck quickie! There is something incredibly hot about being a hot young guys dirty secret!
When I am not getting off on the phone during a Cougar Phone Sex session you can rest assured I am out prowling the hotel bars looking for some young meat! I love meeting a stranger in a hotel for quickie or even a long extended affair! Just thinking about it  gets my juices flowing like nothing else! Maybe it has something to do with the fact that it is such a nasty thing to do. Seriously , meeting getting fucked by a stranger at a hotel?

Sometimes we do not even bother with a room but get even more daring in an elevator or stairwell. wow, it makes me wet just thinking about having my dress pulled up over my ass and some strange cock dumping his load in my hungry pussy.

I like it sleazy but sometimes a quickie, true to it’s name, is over far too quickly, so I have to have two or even three! When I have a mixed load like that filling me up and my pussy is sloppy with cum, it just serves to get me hot all over again which is another reason Cougar Phone Sex is perfect for me. Not only am I ready to get really nasty but I know there are some guys out there who just love a loaded cream pie and on those nights I can fulfill their every wish!

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The Girl’s a Phone Blowjob Queen

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That’s what one of my callers said about me in one of his sex forums. I am a phone blowjob queen. Now, I don’t know about you but I take that kind of praise as a compliment. The thing that surprised me the most is that he’s not one of the dudes that calls me all the time. I mean I’m lucky if I hear from him a couple of times a month and the calls are never really all that long. What I’ve come to realize is that people are all different. Not every phonesex call has to be this thing that involves an intricate fantasy. This guy certainly doesn’t really have any intricate fantasies to go along with things.

I’d consider myself a girl that’s easy to please. I’m not high maintenance, I don’t need a lot of validation, and I certainly am not one of these girls who pretends to know and understand the intricacies of the male submissive mind because I’m a submissive girl. What I do know is that any call that I take I try to do my best at. No matter what the fantasy might be. It could be something off the wall entirely or it could be something as simple as a man who knows what he wants calling me and saying what he always does, “Suck my cock.” I’ll suck that cock and give him the best phone blowjob I can every single time.

I feel like even if you put the effort into a phone blowjob you are going to put the effort in everywhere else. I view my customers as that and more. I know that I wouldn’t want to talk to a girl who wasn’t into it. And so I try as hard as I can to make a man cum. I am a blowjob queen in real life too :). The first rule of sucking cock is that you never get back what you put in. The reward is more delicious.